I am a pizza
With extra cheese
From tomatoes
Sauce is squeezed
Fresh from the oven
Order by phone
I am a pizza 
Please me home


I am a pizza
No anchovies
No pepperoni
Or phony baloney
Just a cheese pizza
Order by phone
I am a pizza
Please take me home

I am a pizza
In a great big box
Carry me carefully
When you’re walking down the block
Please don’t drop me
Or I’ll go smoosh
And I’ll be a pizza
Turned into mush

I am a pizza
With extra fleas
And mosquitos
And bumble bees knees
Lots of slimy worms
All your own
I am a pizza
Please take me home

Please note:  each line of the song is repeated
I like to simply sing "I am a pizza, pleae take me nome" together with the kids though
These superior lyrics were taught to me by Lucy Sollogub
Charlottte Diamond sings this song too