The Lobster Dance
by Wayne Potash

A Lobster asked a crab if she wanted to dance
He was wearing silver spikes on his pants
They jumped on a boat and found an island farm
On the way the lobster bit a swimmer's arm

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They did the lobster dance, They did the lobster dance
They did the lobster dance, They did the lobster, lobster, lobster dance

The squid and the octopus were playing the drums
The band was really cooking, they were having some fun
Electric eel wanted to shine like a star
You should have heard him play the electric guitar

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A whale came along and asked to join the band
“If you don't I'll take my tail and whack you into the sand”
She swam up to the microphone and started to sing
That's when the band really started to swing

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A storm was a comin' and the sky got dark
The island started sinking and they saw a shark
Someone came to save them, they were on a sinking tree
It was the shark and he said “How about dancing with me?”

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